ABC's: Dirty Slang

Facts

A

• AC/DC - Bisexual.
• Acorn - The head of the penis. 
• Angel - Male who pays for sexual acts. 
• Auntie - An aging male homosexual. 
• Airplane Blond - One who has bleached / dyed her hair but still has a 'black box.'
  
• Around the World - The act of kissing the entire body as a prelude to sex. 
• Aussie Kiss - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
• Azozoospermia - Semen containing no sperm, either because the testicles cannot make sperm or because of blockage in the reproductive tract.

B

• Back Door - A euphemism for the anus. 
• Bag - The scrotum. 
• Bag it - Wearing a condom during intercourse. 
• Back Yard - The buttocks. 
• Beaver Leaver - A homosexual (male) 
• Beer Dick - This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick 
• Blue Balls - Severe need to experience sexual orgasm. 
• Brownie Queen - Passive partner in anal intercourse. 
• The Bronco - You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off. 
• Butter Face - When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty. 
• Betty - Slang term for an attractive female. 
• Blumpkin - Term meaning to receive oral sex while defecating. 
• BOBFOC - Body Of Baywatch, Face Of Crime Watch. 
• Bone Of Contention - A hard-on that causes an argument, e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.

C

• Closet Queen - A male homosexual who hides his desires for men.
• Carpet Munching - Performing cunnilingus. 
• Chicken Choker - A person who masturbates 
• Cock Block - To interfere with a man's attempts to seduce a woman. 
• Cold Lunch - The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio. 
• Circle Jerk - Where several men get together and masturbate together, doe not have to be homosexual.
  
• Closet Queena - A male homosexual who hides his desires for other men.
• Clown Face - An aging slut who wears a pound of makeup to hide her numerous wrinkles since the facelifts aren't taking. 
• Cock Teaser - Usually a female who excites a male without carrying on to actual sexual relations.
• Cowgirl - Refers to the sexual position of a woman sitting upon a reclining man.
• Cornhole - Slang for the anus, also refers to anal sex.
• Creepin' - To cheat on boy/girlfriend or spouse.
  
• Cum Dumpster - A quadriplegic whore. 
• Cum shake - Porn movie equivalent of a milk shake. Often served in champagne glass.

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DEFG's - Dirty Slang