G33K Lite.com - Interesting Sayings

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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

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