An old man, Mr. Wallace,  was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked  him if there was anything wrong, "Yes,  Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace. "My Private Part  died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were a little  forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace.  Please accept my condolences."                         
                                                                          
The following day, Mr. Wallace was  walking down the  hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr.  Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your  Private Part back inside your pajamas."             
                                                                          
"But, Nurse Tracy I  can't," replied Mr. Wallace. "I told you yesterday that my Private Part  died. "Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did  tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well," he replied "Today is the  viewing."