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He Said To Me .............. I Said To Him
He said to me ...... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him ....... You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him ....... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said to me ...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ....... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ....... They don't have time.
He said to me ...... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him ....... We don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me ...... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?
I said to him ....... They already have boyfriends.
I said to him ...... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said to me ....... A widow.
He said to me ...... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him ....... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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