Class 1

• How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
• Step by Step, With Slide Presentation.
• Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

• The Toilet Paper Roll-Does It Change Itself?
• Round Table Discussion.
• Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

• Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
• Group Practice.
• Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

• Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
• Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
• Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

• Dinner Dishes-Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
• Examples on Video.
• Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6

• Loss Of Identity-Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
• Help Line Support and Support Groups.
• Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

• Learning How To Find Things-Starting With Looking In The Right Places and Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
• Open Forum
• Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

• Health Watch-Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
• Graphics and Audio Tapes.
• Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

• Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
• Real Life Testimonials.
• Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10

• Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
• Driving Simulations.
• 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

• Learning to Live-Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
• Online Classes and role-playing
• Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

• How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion
• Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
• Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

• How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy-Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
• PowerPoint Presentation
• Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
• Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

• The Stove/Oven-What It Is and How It Is Used.
• Live Demonstration.
• Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.