True or False?

Jokes

• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
• Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
• You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
• Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
• Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
• Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
• Wives and husbands always compromise. The husband admits he is wrong and she agrees.
• Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
• A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
• You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
• Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
• Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something .
• They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
• There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!