A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Tang.

 Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Tang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and crawl reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Tang then said, "OK, now crawl reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr Tang shook his head slowly.

"Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously,
"Oh my God, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Tang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when you face look Ed Zachary like your ass."