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| After an Air Jamaica flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain, welcome to Flight 025, non-stop from Kingston to Miami. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and...OH, MY GOD!' Silence followed! Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should seethe FRONT of my pants!' One Jamaican passenger yelled, 'You BUMBO Rass claat eediat!.... you should see de BACK of my pants!!!!!
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