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Tuesday, 06 January 2009

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Male or Female? PDF Print E-mail
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 A lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are a few examples:

 

OBJECT 
GENDER
 Freezer Bags
 MALE: They hold everything in, but you can see through them.
 Photocopiers FEMALE: Once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
 Tires MALE: They go bald easy and are often inflated.
 Hot Air Balloons
 MALE: To get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under their butt.
 Sponges FEMALE: Soft, squeezable and retain water.
 Web Pages
 FEMALE: Constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
 Trains MALE: Same old lines for picking up people.
 Egg Timers FEMALE: Over time all the weight shifts to the bottom.
 Hammers MALE: Occasionally hand to have around.
 The Remote Control
 FEMALE: Easily gives a man pleasure; man does not know which buttons to push but he just keeps trying.
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