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Prison Vs Work PDF Print E-mail
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A funny comparison chart showing the differences between Prison Vs. Work.

 


Prison Work
spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
 spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office
get three meals a day fully paid for get a break for one meal and you pay for it
get time off for good behavior
 get more work for Good behavior
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
 must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
can watch TV and play games
 could get fired for watching TV and playing games
get your own toilet
 have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
allowed family and friends to visit
 are not even supposed to speak to your family
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
 get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners
spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
 spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
must deal with sadistic wardens
 they are called managers

 

 

 

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