Do you speak English?
-Yes!
     Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
     Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
     No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
     Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
     But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
     Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast...