DEFG's: Dirty Slang

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The alphabet of Dirty Slang (18+)! Previous definition(s): ABC's

D

• Dark Meat - Black penis
• Duff - Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Two hot chicks at a bar will have a really  nasty fat ugly bitch hanging out with them, refered to as a "DUFF".
• Dutch Oven - Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor  by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing). 
• Dental Dam - One type of moisture barrier. People can use one during oral sex to stop STDs, including HIV. It is a square piece of latex that can be put over someone`s anus or vagina.
• Double Bagging - Wearing two condoms at once. This in not normally recommended as added friction can cause a higher instance of failure.

E

• Erotophobia - Fear or anxiety of sexuality or the expression of sexual love.
• Etch-A-Sketch - Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her nipples simultaneously.

F

• Flap Jacks - Small, saggy breasts looking like soggy pancakes or crushed nerf footballs.
• Flatties - The diminutive yet perky breasts of young'un porn babes. Degoratory version of flatties is "mosquito bites". 
• Flogging On - Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
• Flagellation - Sexual 
• Femoral Coitus - Penis - thigh sex.  
• Fricatrice - A whore. Finger - To digitally stimulate the vulva. 
• Finger -fuck - To masturbate by means of inserting one's finger(s) into the vestibule of the vagina. 
• Frigmarole - Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay. 
• Frotteur - A person aroused by brushing up against clothed people in public. 
• Family Jewels - The testicles.   
• French - To perform oral sex on 
• French tickler - A condom with ridges, bumps, or something else designed to give women extra stimulation during intercourse. Not reported to work above and beyond what the man is otherwise capable of.. 
• Frottage - When two people rub their bodies together so that they feel good for some type of sexual pleasure. Another phrase for it is dry -humping. 
• Full House - Having more than one venereal disease at the same time. 
• FUPA - The upper half of the pubic area on an obese individual. This area can be found just below or behind the last hanging roll of fat on the belly. 
• FUPA Chalupa - When an extremely obese lady has a fatty flap that hangs over the pussy. 
• Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.

G

• Gangbang - 1. Sexual intercourse, often rape, involving one person or victim and several others who have relations with that person in rapid succession.  2. Sexual intercourse involving several people who select and change partners in an indiscriminate manner
• Gape - A dilated asshole. 
• Gender Outlaw - a person who flouts the usual gender roles. 
• Genderfuck - sending mixed gender messages, especially through appearance, such as wearing a prom dress, combat boots and a mustache. 
• Get Your Rocks Off - Slang term for orgasm. 
• Glory Hole - Slang term for a hole, usually in a wall, in which a man inserts his penis that is stimulated manually or orally by someone on the other side.  
• Golden Shower (a.k.a.- watersports) - Any form of pissing all over someone. 
• Greek Sex - Slang term for anal sex. 
• Greyhound - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. 
• Gynotikolobomassophilia - A paraphilia where a person derives becomes extremely aroused by a woman's earlobe.
• Gerbiling - The activity of Urban Legend status regarding the insertion of a gerbil or similarly -sized rodent into the anus. 
• Gunt - This is the area that bulges out on obese women. It's located between the genital area and the waist. When its not a gut or a cunt...its called a GUNT.